Four surgeons were talking about their favorite patients.
The first surgeon spoke up and said, "I like operating on librarians, because when you get in there, everything is organized alphabetically and with the dewey decimal system."
The second surgeon then spoke up. "I prefer electricians, because everything is color coded inside."
The third surgeon also had his preference. "My favorite patient is a mechanic, because they understand when you've got a few parts left over."
The three surgeons looked at the forth surgeon. "What's your preference?" they asked.
"Me? I like operating on lawyers." Needless to say, his associates were aghast. "Lawyers!?! Why in the hell would you prefer to operate on lawyers?"
"Simple," he replied, "They're heartless, gutless, and spineless, and the ass and the mouth are interchangable."
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